I Once Had This Girlfriend Who...

...And so the stories usually begin. Time after time I hear from a potential client who wants to "replicate" a situation he had with a "girlfriend." Sure ya do buddy. Like this stuff ever really happened.

Why do I sound so dubious? I'm sorry but I simply do not believe that this woman you had some sort of relationship with brought over five of her good friends and then humiliated you en masse. Why do I say that? I react in this way because I am a kinky person who works as a Professional Dominatrix. If ANYBODY interacts with other kinky/open-minded women on a regular basis, then it is I. I have NEVER had ANY of my friends ot co-workers tell me about, "this one time when I felt like showing my boyfriend what Female Supremacy was all about, so we humiliated him on the bathroom floor for five hours." Trust me, if your girlfriend had wanted to humiliate you, it wouldn't have taken her friends and five hours. All she would have had to do is point and laugh at your genitals--no matter what their actual size is/was. Simply laughing at you in general is usually a pretty decent type of humiliation for most guys. Why bring in friends? Why should a woman bring her friends in on something when all it goes to show THEM is that you're pathetic? She has to face them in the future. Don't you think that they'd consistently flash back to what happened every time you were in a public location with them--or even answering the door? Then it's not so much fun. Then you become a constant object of ridicule and it's not erotic embarrassment anymore.

So save the Penthouse Forum stories for when we're actually in session and you want to convey a fantasy that really gets you hot. THAT is the time or the place to tell me about these stories, NOT on the phone when you're trying to set up time with me.

VQ