My Emails Crack Me Up

From time to time I get completely silly emails. They are usually along the lines of someone who lives 5000 miles away pledging his undying servitude to me. Um, that's a little difficult without a personal visit don't ya think buddy? Anyway, I used to actively update the Losers page on my site, but I haven't needed to since they have all mostly gone by the wayside--until last night. I just HAD to share with the world about this bozo because the email was SO hysterical to me. Please feel free to respond. I think ole Marc needs some feedback from the rest of the world :):

Dear Pretty Lady,


A slave sent me your web link, and I have to say my little slave slut has nice taste.


I am looking for a stunning, confident girlfriend who is a top to our harem of pretty slaves, but is my peronal slave, girlfriend and queen.


I am pretty well set at this stage, and although I am pursued by pretty girls often, they rarely have the combinations of qualities that I need.


I know that most pro doms crave an attractive, muscular dom who knows how to take control of them.


(On a sexual note, I have extreme sexual endurance and am a multi cummer. At the end of a session, you will feel like you were in a gang bang due to the amount of cum inside you and on your pretty body. Our slaves will lick you clean.)


Are you interested in talking?

Marc