A Website Even Your Mother Will Approve Of

In my strict upbringing ( is it any wonder I am so perverted?), my mother used to say that sex before marriage was expressly forbidden, but once you were married ANYTHING GOES. I never got much clarification about that statement, but it made my mind wander--even with only rudimentary knowledge of what sex was all about.

Now it appears as if Christians everywhere can enjoy the same items that we kinksters and more adventurous folks have been purchasing for years:

Sex Toys For Christians

They have "intimacy kits" so I wonder if they would be amenable to carrying a little bondage kit for the perverted Christian? Think of the possibilities:

Roman soldier vs naked Christian...

"No, no! I won't ever give up my devotion to Christ!"

"Then I must tie you up and whip you! And then use this giant vibrator on you until you scream Caesar's name out!"
Unbaptized heathen vs Christian missionary...

"I am going to tie you up and torture you until you become a believer. And then I will baptize you with my..."

I think you get the point. Too bad I can't consult for them.

VQ