Happy Halloween!

For those of you who know my quirky sense of humor, this is quite appropriate!



VQ

The Whole Blocked Number Fiasco

I'm sure you wonder why lots of women in my line of work, and in other related professions state that they do not accept calls from "blocked numbers." To those who aren't aware, that means that on my cell phone a call comes in as UNKNOWN. I have NO idea of who is contacting me. Usually I know from your number if the call is from in my area or out of town. Also, if you're a repeat visitor or wanker, I also know since I then save your number. So we're going to explain some phone rules that I have:

1. I answer the phone from 12 pm - 2 pm Mon - Sat. Email is a great way to contact me, but the phone is also the most direct method. IF you call then and I don't pick up, I probably just didn't pick up in time. Sometimes I'm mashing ACCEPT and the call goes to voicemail. Sometimes it only rings once on my end, etc. Technology is not perfect. Try again. Simple rule that works wonders.

2. I no longer accept calls from blocked numbers. In all of my years of Professional Domination, MOST of the blocked calls have been bad news. I had to categorically lump something together, but statistics don't lie. People who are calling from blocked numbers have something to hide. If you are THAT paranoid, I don't care to speak with you. You can use a pay phone if you can't call from your precious cell phone. If you're wife or girlfriend is snooping your phone bills, you're not going to be a long term client anyway as SHE WILL CATCH YOU. Women always do. Once we get a hunch that you're doing something that we don't want you to, we will hunt you down and figure it out. Sorry guys. It's just the way it is. But I digress. If you call from a blocked number during my phone hours, then leave me a voicemail indicating that you will call back in exactly x minutes and I will pick up then.

3. The minute you get into too lengthy descriptions, I cut the call short. It's as simple as that.

4. I don't do phone sessions any longer. This has been in place for some time, but I thought I'd remind everyone just in case you didn't get the word.

That is all.

VQ

Congratulations to Spain!

With all due respect to the Dutch and Italian fans who are my clients, the Spanish team was the most consistent in the entire tournament. The other teams all had their moments of greatness. I mean hey, the Swedes BEAT the Spanish in qualifying, but that doesn't mean you can play like that every game. It was delightful to was excellent football. I'm already looking forward to the World Cup in two years!!!

VQ