A Review of Dumb Waiter from a VERY Satisfied Customer...
If 50" of pitiless cruelty, blood and gore under the sharp heels of three well built and curvy beauties is your thing, then Vinyl Queen's "Dumb Waiter" is just what the doctor ordered – for you, that is, but certainly not for KF (King Fisher). Because after the trio finishes with him, he looks in major need of medical attention (although I'm not sure how he he'd explain the heel prints, lacerations, bleeding and bruises!). So how did all this start?
Well, in the video, KF is a waiter whose sole livelihood depends on providing good service in his boss's restaurant, or he'll be fired. But now in come three stunning-looking young women on whom he accidentally spills water. Big mistake because the girls get so annoyed they decide to take matters into their own hands – or should I say, feet, feet clad in the sharpest (in every sense of the word) of heels. The customers in question are Marcy, Christina and VQ (Vinyl Queen). Without exception all are exquisitely built, curvaceous and super good-looking, especially VQ, who, in a word, is drop dead stunning (her bio shows her as raven-haired & 140 pounds distributed over a beautifully rounded figure). So together, the three ladies are a sight to behold. Unfortunately for KF, however, their good looks don't translate into good intentions. First, they order him to lie face up on his back. Then one by one these well heeled ladies step on to his chest, tummy and legs – and proceed to trample, march, jog, dance (you name it) on the poor fellow. His only defence, if you want to call it that, is to beg for mercy: "Not a chance", scoffs one.
After a while, KF's chest and tummy become a patchwork of deep heel prints, torn skin, leaking blood and ugly-looking gashes, in short, a bloody mess -- but in a bizarre way, a beautiful bloody mess! Naturally, of course, the women are not content with lovely artwork just on the front; they want it on back too, gotta have things symmetrical. So they order him on to his belly – and the same treatment begins all over again, except now with more intensity. Because by this time, the three bully girls are so deep into the spirit of what they're doing, they seem oblivious to anything else. In fact, they appear on the verge of a jungle-like frenzy. It's as if the wounds they've been inflicting on their victim goad them to a blood lust, like wild animals tearing at a kill. Hey, even when KF's back looks for all the world like fresh hamburger, blood and all, the girls continue their gory work remorseless and undeterred. There's no pity for their victim at all, not the slightest. It's like they're in another world altogether, just the sheer enjoyment of lacerating and pounding their moaning victim to their heart's content.
For his part, KF seems caught between utter shock and heavenly bliss, judging by his ecstatic sighs, moans and closed eyes; it's like he's having himself absorb every bit of pain that he can, not letting even a drop go by. On the other hand, to withstand the girls' non-stop trampling, he's got to be in some shock at least. I gather when animals are savaged by predators, they too enter this state; it's a sort of protective mechanism. Have you seen a mouse or bird being mauled and chewed up by a cat, for instance? It hardly squeals at all but instead seems calm and dreamy. That's just how KF looks, including the occasional joke by him about how hard it is to make a living!Eventually, the girls' anger does get spent for then they appear quite relaxed. Hey, they've had their main course (raw hamburger), to use a restaurant metaphor; so now it's time for dessert. For this, the girls discard their heels and begin rubbing their bare feet all over KF's face and throat. Hardly a word is spoken while this goes on and all is calm. The closest there is to roughness is VQ stepping and standing on his face and shifting her feet on it ever so slightly, as if to find a more comfortable position. When all's eventually over, KF assures his captors that he's learned his lesson and will never make the same mistake should they ever come to his restaurant again. I wonder...